The King of All Cosmos got ready for the Halloween Festivities
Napoleon Dynamite was there.
As were the Joker and Evil Helena from MirrorMask.
The Devil Hisself, Carrie, and Dieter from Sprockets
Minnie Mouse
The King of All Cosmos contemplated his mortality....
...and then set to work making drinks for a frustrated Cancun tourist whose vacation had been ruined by the hurricane.
The Devil and Minnie proved what we'd always suspected about the Walt Disney Corporation
Dieter again.....
...and his monkey!
This debauchery frightened Bunny.
Belle, on the other hand, became a green-eyed avatar of evil.
The drinks were beginning to wear down the King and the Tourist
Then the dancing started.
Was it the Joker....
...or Liberace?
Poor Tourist.
The King of All Cosmos had vanished, replaced by this natty bartender
Demon, and Demon Rum
Minnie began to get very naughty indeed
The drinks became stronger and stronger
The Evil Little Dog was commemorated in an unnerving painting
It could have been an innocent little bonfire....
....and then the Satanic rituals started.
Spanking ensued
And hanky-panky
And all sorts of perverse debauchery.
But we, or at least my foot, paid the price the next day.
The facial hair was also a casualty...
....And then, inexplicably, I turned into Zaphod Beeblebrox. THE END.